But when I do, I prefer Mmmhop! Yes, that’s right, everyone’s favorite band that nobody really cares about anymore, Hanson, is making beer now. I hope this kicks off a trend of former pop stars scavenging from their past successes to make bank with booze. Achy Breaky Hefeweizen? Play That Funky Lambic? Who Let the Doppelbock Out? Come On ALEeen? Or my personal favorite, Tainted Lager? I’ll stop now, but as you can see, this is surely an excellent trend.
On another note, because I’m such a good person, I’ll forgive the source link for calling the beer an “Indian Pale Ale.” What would that even be?