Fox News has Started a Revolution

A revolution in news studio over-engineering! Watch as Shep and Friends show us what Kids Today™ want to see in the newsroom. From the Wii-mote-esque image wall to the Big Ass Tablets (excuse me, “Big Area Touchscreens”), this studio will undoubtedly be the most productive TV news studio ever. Think of all the puppy videos you could watch all at once!

And just remember, dear reader,

“News pops in when news breaks, that’s sort of the nature of news.”
–Shepard Smith, 2013

Surely, truer words have never been spoken, by someone who speaks, with words.

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