Ranking the 24 worst – I mean light – beers

Will Gordon at Deadspin did The Lord’s Work in drinking 24 light beers, ranking them and sharing his thoughts with the world. A few of the gems you can expect:

The label says it’s “perfectly balanced” but makes no reference to what balance is being struck. The urge to die versus the urge to tear your mouth off and throw it into the ocean?

You know how when you snort green Runts dust you can taste it a little bit in the back of your throat?

Woe be to the human tongue that’s touched anything nastier than this sinister shit.

via Deadspin | 24 Light Beers, Ranked

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